OH MY GOD THE FUCKING
GAME OF THRONES PREVIEW I CAN’T ACTUALLY BREATHE RN?
OMG I JUST SO MANY FUCKING FEELINGS OMG MELISANDRE AND STANNIS, U CRAZY KIDS AND POTENTIALLY THE BEST LINE IN THE WHOLE BOOK
NO1 WANTS U 4 THEIR KING STANNIS
OMG AND DANY JUST PSYCHING THE FUCK UP OMG THEY’RE GONNA EXPAND LIKE CRAZY ON QARTH AND MY BODY IS SO READY AND OMG TYRION AND THE WILDFIRE HOLY SHIT I MADE A SOUND NOT HEARD ON THIS EARTH EVER BEFORE OMGGGGG
CLEARLY NOT ENOUGH SANSA THOUGH?? BUT OMG ROBB AND JEYYYNE AND GREY WIND SIZING UP JAMIE AND OMG BRIENNE AND MARGAERY AND BRAN SNOREZZZ AND HODOR!!! AND CERSEI BITCHFACIN IT UP AND SANDOR OMG SEASON OF THE HOUUUUND
AND THE COMET!! SO GLAD THEY’RE KEEPING THAT AND TBH I AM SERIOUSLY NOT OVER MELISANDRE THE FIERCEST FUCKING BITCH BOWN UR ASSES DOWN