February 2012
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I'm Angelina Jolie... and You Are Not
kellyoxford:
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The rest of the Academy Awards:
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An Attractive Woman Falling...
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UGGIEEEE
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When I heard my name I could hear in my head half of American going ‘OH, GOD....
– Meryl Streep GODDESS OF THE ARTS AND PROCLAIMERS OF HEROES (via mischiefmanagement)
HER? AGAIN?
– Absolutely no one (via apriki)
missavagardner:
FUCK COLIN FIRTH GET IN MY BED
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WE WERE IN GREECE. WE DANCED. I WAS GAY. WE WERE...
apriki:
omg you crazy frenchman i just want to take you out to a post hangover brunch and stare at your academy award winning face over croissants
jean: my wife. i love you
me: i love you too bby
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shannonsunrise:
thebeckles:
they forgot Lil Sebastian in the in memorium montage
jerry’s fault
madwithabox:
I just imagine that the song from Swan Lake plays every time Natalie Portman walks in a room.
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intoyoursunlight:
i love my dash
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madwithabox:
Oh Meryl, you beautiful tropical fish.
ithinkyoufweaky:
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salesonfilm:
What if, as a society, we all just decided to adopt the Scorsese drinking game and that, if you’re at a bar or a party and anyone yells “SCORSESE!” everyone takes a shot.
That’s a world I’d like to live in.
Wait? This isn’t happening?
I was hoping Scorsese was going to win so the whole world at the same time would take a drink together.
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Buzzfeed's Top Ten Best Pictures of Angelina... →
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heathicorn:
oh my god Sharmeen is stunning and her dress is breathtaking and thank you white dude for stepping aside for her :)
mischiefmanagement:
Q U E E N S
I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR IF SOMEONE DOESN’T GIF THAT SHIT IMMEDIATELY LORD HELP YOU ALL
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NOT EVEN THINLY VEILED DICK JOKES AT THE OSCARS
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DEAN PELTON: OSCAR WINNER
madwithabox:
Winner for best dean-play!
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DEAN PELTON: OSCAR WINNER
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violetcrawley:
do you think christopher plummer is really good at fixing toilets
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madwithabox:
Congratulations Christopher Plummer!!!
Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
If you’re white, you can play a Middle Eastern prince. If you’re black, you can...
– Chris Rock, thank you for calling it out (via hinduthug)
EMMA STONE BE CUTER
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Okay, but really:
palaceoffunk:
The Help being nominated for all these awards AND no one telling Billy Crystal that blackface was probably a bad idea tells me everything I need to know about what Hollywood thinks of POCs.
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FORMAL CIRCUS ATTIRE